May 2012
April 2012
Watchglowpinkstah:
coolestmexican:
timothydelaghetto:
xoxoadey:
I will never not laugh at this video lmfao
omg I craaaaaacked up
BUAHAHAHAHAHAH.
RISOKSKSLSK
My dad killed a wasp today without squishing or...
Dad: Come look. (Has it perfectly laid out on a tissue, very well lit, underneath a magnifying class.)
Me: Wow, that's beautiful.
Dad: Right?
Me: Look at the coloring on the legs, the exoskeleton is all fuzzy. Ooo! It's jerking! Is that postmortem spasms?
Dad: Yes, exactly! I looked that up, it's dead but it's muscles will continue to twitch for days
Andrew (my little brother): Promise me you'll let it dry.
Me: Yes! Please! Then we can flip it over and study it's wings.
Dad: That's what I said to your mom. We can keep it and pull out your old microscope...
Mom: You are all maniacs. It's a wasp, it's disgusting.
Me:
Dad:
Andrew:
Andrew: Why do you hate science mom?
octosmagiccastle:
Each generation has something that sets it apart.
The Greatest Generation went off to fight in World War II
Baby Boomers founded and expanded some of the most successful companies and businesses in the world.
This generation…
Is still kind of working on something.
Watchitsavery-madw0rld:
suicidal-screams:
forever reblogging.
oh my god.
When you're eating your dog is just like: →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Watchimprintleka:
brianxfvnyc:
cleansing:
jewsex:
WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL HIM TO DROP IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU’RE A TERRIBLE FATHER
lmfaoooooooooooooo
lmfaooooooo he hit 90 mph. like a bunch of hood niggas was trying to steal his foams
lmfaoooo.
the-vashta-nerada:
I have found a gif that is a perfect visual metaphor for my life
