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My dad killed a wasp today without squishing or...
Dad: Come look. (Has it perfectly laid out on a tissue, very well lit, underneath a magnifying class.)
Me: Wow, that's beautiful.
Me: Look at the coloring on the legs, the exoskeleton is all fuzzy. Ooo! It's jerking! Is that postmortem spasms?
Dad: Yes, exactly! I looked that up, it's dead but it's muscles will continue to twitch for days
Andrew (my little brother): Promise me you'll let it dry.
Me: Yes! Please! Then we can flip it over and study it's wings.
Dad: That's what I said to your mom. We can keep it and pull out your old microscope...
Mom: You are all maniacs. It's a wasp, it's disgusting.
Andrew: Why do you hate science mom?
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