TENNESSEE RESTAURANT THROWS OUT ANTI-GAY LAWMAKER →
gingerche: questionall: stfuconservatives: karmabum submitted A restaurant in Knoxville, Tennessee refused to serve state Sen. Stacey Campfield (R), the man who sponsored the state’s “don’t say gay” bill, compared homosexuality to bestiality, and most recently told Michelangelo Signorile that it’s virtually impossible to spread HIV/AIDS through heterosexual sex. “I hope that Stacy Campfield...
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my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
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