Follow My Shadow: Archive

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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...

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Looking at pictures of myself from the past: →

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I'm always thinking about sex...

differentkindofswagg: tjthatfunnyguy: Starts off with some cute shit like this: To this: Then i’m doing this: Now i’m making love faces: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG LMAO

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in sickness and in health.

lin-dinh: shithappens-justgowithit: michaelames: destroyeverythingandrun: This deserves a million reblogs. This is beautiful. i reblog this everytime. Everyone better fucking reblog this . I reblogged this about 15 times already, and i will keep on it. omg. Cutest relationship. i will always reblog this Omg D’: askfglposbd. This is beautiful. WTF! i need someone like this :/

Dec 29th

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Being the first to clap in an audience :)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!

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malwithoutamap asked: Because I like the things you post. :)

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malwithoutamap asked: Over the next <unit of time> I'm going to reblog all of your stuff. Just giving you a heads up.

Dec 28th

If you believe in Jesus Christ Reblog this. DON'T...

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This blog is run by someone who is way too...

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Things that you didn't know: →

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