February 2011
In the mourning, I’ll rise.
In the mourning, I’ll let you die.
In the mourning, all my worry.
Been it in my head all day long!!
When someone that follows me reblogs a picture I...
justinbieberthinks:
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
alyaae:
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
Reblog if losing weight is always on your mind.
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
thatsdoppee:
I’d be like:
and then:
gagaatemybrain:
jeskaluvsgaga:
When I’m listening to a song with friends
when i listen to a song with my parents
When i listen to a song in my room….alone
You're dating my ex? That's cool. Im eating a...
eurowanker:
vaginalprolapse:
You want those leftovers too?
I really hate stuff like this.
They’re your ex for a reason. It obviously didn’t work out the first time. Get over it.
Blatant jealousy.
and this shit was lame as fuck anyway “oo0o0o u wont my leftovers too” u faggot unoriginal fuck this was a facebook fan page people are ghey bro
pet peeve.
missmarmar:
kaliethegreat:
person: what are we supposed to do? me: just write the definitions for each word. person: ohhh, you just write down the definitions for each word?
NO BITCH, I JUST SAID THAT FOR FUN.
Not my peeve, but that’s hilarioussssss.
I can out eat you.
jpegjon:
backtalkk:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
i never wish i read it right if that’s what you want
Leave a number in my ask.
andstarsarefallingallforus:
cumbuckets:
getoffmadickbitch:
1: Please, go die. 2: You’re annoying as fuck. 3: IDGAF about you at all. 4: I want to get to know you. 5: You’re not hideous… 6: You’re pretty. 7: You’re sexy. 8: You have an amazing blog. 9: Can I have your number? 10: You are totally bangable.
do it, faggots
You guys should know what’s up~
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
taylordeanna:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
That awkward moment when you move to the window...
That awkward moment when you see your crush at...
dreamsandthecity:
vampenguin:
And on the inside you’re all:
But in reality you’re just like:
When trying to look sexy while stripping.
brocat-:
Expectation Reality
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
If Harry Potter had been cast by today's...
theimagineer:
omegleshit:
Harry Potter:
Ginny Weasley:
Ronald Weasley:
Hermione Granger:
Dobby:
Thestrals:
Voldemort:
Death Eaters:
Dumbledore:
thestrals. i’m crying