We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...– this explains the 90s kids (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
shiamuslim: rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to...
jetpuffedup: alltheselokifeels: But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet. The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards. All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed. i want to know what it is so badly Of course she knows she wrote the book
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED IT WAS EVERYWHERE IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
undesired-pageblood: emotionalfossil: bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’ DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’ Survival Mode: Parents ON
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone. we don’t need to be taught how to murder people. Supernatural taught me how to...
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
sugarpussy: minxe: truly magical rare and inspirational
mrvacuumlungz: kayfen: kittensandmuffins: theirdemise: david-l-lindsaymt: WHAT IS LIFE!!?!? what even… Holy shit what the.. FLYING FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?! Always reblog.